Those of you who follow the llama-blog know that I am owned (pwned?) by a kitty. (Starts humming, "Her name is Alice. She is a kitteh. At the Copa, Copacabana..." You see what I mean? I can't help myself.) Now that I'm off work (really, sitting-in-my-pajamas-at-my-computer-off-work)I've had some time to recuperate and bond with my furry overlord ( Read more... )

I wouldn't put it past Phill to plant an electronic eavesdropping device on an attorney in his office. Whatever he actually did, having a reputation for being a snoop can't be good for people's perceptions of him.

Coyote wanders into a a North Kansas City mattress store. Animal control has to dig freaked out coyote out from hiding under ( Read more... )

One thing I'll always regret about my time at Columbia is that I never got to take any classes that hooked me up to the International Jewish Conspiracy(tm). I mean, someone has to be training proteges up to continue the IJC(tm)-why not Columbia?

According to Science & Law Blog (via a Dallas morning news story, a state legislator from GA is ( Read more... )

Wouldn't it have been easier to create a sorority fitness plan?

Latest bit of weirdness that makes me wonder if we're really living in the 21st century:
( Nerdy Fat Chicks Need Not Apply )

This will (in theory)be short, because I'm supposed to be catching up with Estate Planning.

A legislative panel is floating a theory that could be the conservative holy grail linking abortion with illegal immigration. The theory goes that because so many women in the US, unfortunate enough to find themselves in unwanted pregnancies, choose ( Read more... )

Is South Dakota's far-reaching abortion ban an attempt, ala last Friday's episode of Battlestar Galactica, to ensure the survival of the human race...in South Dakota?

IMHO, the best thing for South Dakota is to give up on human labor as a source of revenue for the state. Instead, the entire state (which is slowly depopulating due to economic ( Read more... )

...but since I'm not it's just funny.
I'm pretty sure Pat Robertson has finally succumbed to senility with his call to assassinate Hugo Chavez. Does the CIA start investigating you if you advocate violent overthrow of foreign governments on television, even if those gov'ts are hostile to the U.S.? (I mean, maybe the CIA wants to hire you.) At 75 ( Read more... )

( Scary middle-of-the-night doings )

Okay:
The German economy is collapsing because they have a birthrate below replacement...but they're sending away perfectly good Roma refugees whom they won't let work in their country because of restrictive hiring laws.
don't get it at all.

I woke up with red, itchy welts this morning that appeared out of nowhere. I called my mom, the dermatologist ( Read more... )